What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin