Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)