What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin