What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"