What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.