What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.