What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.