What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.