What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.