How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload