What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.