What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids