What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!