What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!