Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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What do you call a muslim in the 90's?

Radical

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...