Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

You might also enjoy:

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...