What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia