What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia