What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.