What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person