What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.