What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.