What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.