What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.