Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.