What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.