What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.