What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.