He was having a mid-life crisis
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British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"
They wear a rolex watch around their waist.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
He was having his mid life crisis!
Blackrobatics.
They both live off dead beetles
With his ribs
The Ethiopian chicken
A quarter pounder with cheese.
They'll always swallow
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He squeezed through the bars.
A raft
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
They always swallow.
Stupid.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
Ethiopian.
You tape bread to the ceiling.
An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.
They both have flies on them.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
They're practically non existent.
Because they never use them
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
A quarter-pounder with cheese
To hunt for their food.
By putting flowers on the grave.
An Ethiopian chicken
By putting flowers on its grave.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
The Ethiopian chicken.
A rake.
An Ethiopian rave.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
Dead.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Just add water.
Starve.
A once in a lifetime opportunity.
Shoot the people pushing it.
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
A Quarter Pounder.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Empty.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
LINE IT!"
A graduated cylinder!
The Eng gland.
Cheerios. say it in a British accent
you seamstressed
Beef Strokenoff
Stuck.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
