How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke