What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.