What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".