What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.