Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."