How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.