How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.