None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
One.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
A fifth.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Because it was a Number 2.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
They both came in a little behind.
They both give kids a little head.
