What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.