What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.