What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!