What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!