How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.