Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.