Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.