Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.