What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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quattro sink-o

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ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Chilean Mining Company Jokes More Chilean Mining Company Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.