Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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He always gets stuck on across.

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What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.