Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.