What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.