What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River