What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.