How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.