What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!