Neighbor Jokes

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What's the word that starts with 'n', ends with 'r', and you wouldn't ever want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

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