What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly