if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Tequila
It popped a wheelie.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Flush the punch bowl
It has shingles.
Shingles.
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...