Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!