Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*