Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.