Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.