Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.