Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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Fire in the hole!

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Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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She pulled her pants up.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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They always quack the case.

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They always quack the case

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play