Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one