Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!