Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster