What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Previous Random Joke Next
Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Denim Denim Denim Jokes More Denim Denim Denim Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.