What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.