When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol