When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants