When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.