What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.