What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction