How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case