How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!