A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Cyka bleach
A little bizar
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!
Because its head is so far away from its body.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
Because they pee on poles.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
In case your other agus breaks.
