What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.