How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Drug Test Jokes More Drug Test Jokes

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"