How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest