What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft