Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart