What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.