What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.