What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!