Neither can achieve an election
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They planet!
He was too super fish oil.
Shoot for the Tsars.
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.
A: Senator.
It'd be a ruined joke.
Hard Rock.
A start.
It runs against Hillary.
I'm in light urn.'
An Urn-ado.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
Pooched.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.