Neither can achieve an election
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He was too super fish oil.
Shoot for the Tsars.
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.
Because he was cremated
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because corners are
Because they're two tired
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
It'd be a ruined joke.
because it's stoned.
Outstanding in his field
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
A chromatose
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
She wanted to see her nephewlope